Archive for February, 2004

Crosswalk Buttons: Mechanical Placebos

February 29th, 2004 by Jeff | 0

Most of the crosswalk buttons in NYC don’t work, they were deactivated by the late 1980’s, their steel exteriors masking the lie within.

A Snowball’s Chance in Hell

February 27th, 2004 by Jeff | 0

“Everyone who gets married gives up snowball fighting” because of the big time commitment, says Mr. Miyashita. “Japanese wives won’t put up with it.” Dai N-kai Yusho Sapporo Team won this year’s Showa Shinzan International Yukigassen, the world snowball-fight championship.

Mario Is Thinking About His Life…

February 26th, 2004 by Jeff | 0

It is an old tragic story of loss and war and devotion. It is the story of the Mario Brothers. Watch all three episodes in the saga: Part one, Part two, and the beautiful and touching finale– Part three.

Easy on the Adverbs…

February 24th, 2004 by Jeff | 0

Elmore Leonard offers some rules he’s picked up along the way to help me remain invisible when I’m writing a book, to help me show rather than tell what’s taking place in the story.

A Really Smart Phone

February 24th, 2004 by Jeff | 0

Nokia unveiled the 9500 Communicator today. It’s the first phone to connect to the Internet through a 802.11b Wi-Fi connection– that means surfing the web at 11 Mbit/s rather than 56k. And it also includes a qwerty keyboard, video camera, fax send/receive, and an mp3 player built in. It’s a thousand bucks.

Frontline Anytime

February 22nd, 2004 by Jeff | 0

The best journalism on TV is now on the web. Frontline has made most of their programs available from their website, anytime you want to watch.

Pentagon Says We’re Doomed by 2020

February 21st, 2004 by Jeff | 0

The Pentagon says that global climate change will create major upheaval for millions. The Pentagon is no wacko, liberal group, generally speaking it is conservative. If climate change is a threat to national security and the economy, then he has to act. There are two groups the Bush Administration tend to listen to, the oil lobby and the Pentagon, said Bob Watson, chief scientist for the World Bank.

When Pigs Fly –On Your Desk

February 19th, 2004 by Jeff | 0

Animated models you can make with glue, scissors and paper, from the England-based company Flying Pig.

Hell About to Break Loose in Texas?

February 18th, 2004 by Jeff | 0

It hasn’t been reported or confirmed in any mainstream media outlets yet, but it looks like an embarassing scandal is about to break in Texas. There are lots of unconfirmed rumors out there about the Governor of Texas.

Actually, Don’t Shake It.

February 17th, 2004 by Jeff | 0

Poloroid advises you to not shake it like a Polaroid picture.

Pie in the Sky

February 17th, 2004 by Jeff | 0

Allow me to introduce you to airlinemeals.net, The world’s first site about nothing but airline food. Before the jet was retired, the menu aboard the JFK to Paris Air France Concorde flight offered sauteed prawn and monkfish- chanterelle mushroom gelette wrapped in grilled zucchini and served with mache and lettuce. Air Botswana’s food looks to be among the worst: Biltong, nuts and about 3-4 drinks …Biltong is South African dried meat. The word comes from Dutch with BIL meaning buttock and TONG meaning strip …and some fluorescent green soda.

For a Really Fast Commute

February 16th, 2004 by Jeff | 0

Been thinking about getting a new little something for getting around town. It’d be a bit of a gas-guzzler, but maybe a F/A-18A Navy Blue Angel Hornet would do.

Water Balloon in Zero-Gravity

February 15th, 2004 by Jeff | 0

If you’re like me, you’ve always wanted to see a water balloon popped in zero-gravity. More movies of our tax dollars at work.

Tomoko Sawada’s Army of Me

February 15th, 2004 by Jeff | 0

In the series ID-400 Japanese photographer Tomoko Sawada Sawada changed her appearance and dress to create four hundred new identities and used a public photo booth to document her army of me. And in her Omiai series she portrays herself as thirty different candidates for arranged marriages.

867-5309

February 15th, 2004 by Jeff | 0

Somebody’a selling the phone number 212-867-5309 on eBay. Nobody’ll forget your number.

Re-election Drinking Game

February 15th, 2004 by Jeff | 0

Jon Stewart says remember, it’s a shot of tequilla everytime he says ‘terror’ or ‘danger’ or ‘madman’.

P-Diddy For a Day

February 12th, 2004 by Jeff | 0

East London teenager takes dad’s credit card and plays P-Diddy for a day.

Twixt a Rock and a Hard Place: Press Secretary

February 11th, 2004 by Jeff | 0

If there’s one job I wouldn’t want to have it’s White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan’s. The press corp grills him relentlessly and if all he’s got is crap to defend, then he’s still got to defend that crap to the end.

What Else Was Lost in Translation

February 10th, 2004 by Jeff | 0

With wholehearted feeling, slowly, look at the camera, tenderly, and as if you are meeting old friends, say the words. As if you are Bogie in “Casablanca,” saying, “Cheers to you guys,” Suntory time!. Read a translation of what the Japanese commercial director was saying in Lost in Translation

Music For America

February 10th, 2004 by Jeff | 0

Interesting site that mixes politics and music: musicforamerica.org. A recent entry charted Jobs Created By US Presidents.